I Lubricate My Guns With Liberal Tears T-Shirt
Bella + Canvas 3001 Lightweight Tee
| Size | LENGTH | WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16 ½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" |
Measured from high point shoulder to finished hem at back.
Measured across the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
They say the secret to gun maintenance, is to keep them well oiled. We know the perfect lubricant. You see, every time a liberal cries liberal tears, there’s a special compound inside those tears that works perfectly as gun lube. The next time the liberal you know is crying and whining about something, put a vial under their eye to catch some of that sweet essence. Try it at your next family dinner when your hippie aunt won’t stop crying about hunting.
Excellent gift for 2nd Amendment supporters, firearm owners, and gun lovers!
- Unique design, not available in stores
- Printed in the U.S.A.
- High quality t-shirt and print, not cheap imported product.
- FREE U.S. Shipping
- 30 days return policy
Will be printed for you using the highest quality direct-to-garment printer on light-weight, premium-feel 100% cotton t-shirt. Will not fade, crack or peel after multiple washes. (see care instructions down below)
Custom made to order. Please allow 3-5 business days before shipping.
Bella + Canvas 3001 Lightweight Tee
| Size | LENGTH | WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16 ½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" |
Measured from high point shoulder to finished hem at back.
Measured across the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Most of our merchandise is made to order, printed, and shipped from the USA, taking an average of 3-5 business days before shipping.
USA
Shipping time is 3-7 business days
FREE Shipping
CANADA
Shipping time is 7-15 business days
Shipping is $10 USD for the first item.
+ $5 USD for every additional item.
FREE Shipping on orders over $69 USD
INTERNATIONAL
Shipping time is 4-6 weeks
Shipping is $10 USD for the first item.
+ $5 USD for every additional item.
FREE Shipping on orders over $99 USD
Please note that shipping times are estimates and may vary due to factors beyond our control, such as customs processing, holidays and other.
Visit our Shipping policy for more info
Features
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- 30 singles
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Fabric
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase, so we offer a 30-day return/exchange policy from the day you receive your item.
- Your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it.
- You are responsible for covering the cost of return shipping.
- We don't charge the restocking fee.
For more info and return instructions, including return address, read our full return policy.
